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The anti-conspiracy conspiracy.

We all know of famous historical conspiracies; the founding of the US (a nominally ‘good’ conspiracy, but a conspiracy nonetheless), Hitler’s rise to power, 9/11 (the official story has a group of 20+ terrorists conspiring, so yes, it’s a real conspiracy), all premeditated acts of organized crime, etc.

But yet, even though we are all familiar with real conspiracies, people who suggest that a conspiracy might be behind an event, are laughed off as some kind of lunatic fringe.  Why is that?

I submit it’s due to a grand conspiracy to devalue conspiracy theories, thus ensuring the success of further conspiracies.  Super intelligence was required to craft this plan, so I think it’s safe to say no elected officials were involved, unless of course, the elected officials actually are super intelligent, and simply act foolish to throw us off their scent.  Hmmm.  Yes, on second thought, the anti-conspiracy conspiracy probably is being led by elected officials.  They sit there in their dark smoke filled rooms drinking Conac coming up with ever more devious conspiracies, and ever more bizzare fake conspiracies to mask the real ones.

I bet they’re reading this and laughing at us right now.

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