Congress passes Resolution to eliminate April Fool’s day.

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the closet (you have come out haven’t you?), Congress pulls yet another head shaking action. They’ve passed a resolution to eliminate April Fool’s day. April first will henceforth be known as ‘April 1st’.

Come on folks, it’s bad enough they feel the need to get involved in steroid usage in Baseball, but this is bordering on the absurd. Who do these people think they are, Alan Greenspan?

Rumor has it (ok, I started the rumor), that Bush secretly asked for this because he was tired of the day being called “W. Day”.

At any rate, if you want to know more about HR-420, here it is.