Bad Science

With the movie ‘Expelled’ releasing this weekend with great accolades from Creationist think tanks and Conservative talk show drug addicts nationwide, this author had a chance to preview some of the movie. To my surprise, I quickly learned that Darwin was actually a card carrying member of the Nazi party, that evolution is the process by which a body builder would pass his hulking muscles onto his children, and that science is a euphemism for religious indoctrination.

To paraphrase the classic line from Billy Madison,

Mr. Stein, your movie is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in that rambling, incoherent waste of 2 hours did you even come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this theater is now dumber for having seen it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

For those who might be interested in something a little more high brow than Expelled, you might try Zombie Strippers instead, also opening this weekend.