It could be worse, puppy. Instead of performing in the Pet-a-Porter fashion show at Harrods, you could be fighting for your life in a mall somewhere in the US. Related Posts:Matchy/MatchyFergie is a straight manVictoria Silvstedt's Face TimeGwen Stefani and Zuma seek shelterPost-Friday Caption Contest Read Full Story

Here’s a pic of apparent-first-black-lumberjack-in-history and recording artist Ludacris, at South Cobb Hill High School in Austell, Georgia to give out food for needy families in the area. Which is laudable of him and his parents should be proud, etc, etc, but I really just used because it has a celebrity in it and sets up the following pic really well. I have no idea who that woman is, but she’s now officially Miss Ayyyy Thanksgiving 2009. And if she can be persuaded to give ... Read Full Story

Yes, let us all pause and take a moment to give thanks for public figures who know how to dress and behave in public. Unlike most of the others on this blog. Related Posts:BlockheadRihanna FoldsHands up!Amy Winehouse, F***h FacedCome on, Eileen! Read Full Story

Sharon Stone’s friend Eileen Mitzman proves that crazy celebrities really DO have a meaningful function in society: to make the rest of us look sooooo much smarter and more chic by comparison. Related Posts:BlockheadBad SportOne Hates It When...Hands up!Rihanna Folds Read Full Story

I just knew that Black Eyed Pea couldn’t have come up with that move on her own. If she didn’t steal it from Katie back in ‘96, she got it from Madonna, any time in the last 30 years. Related Posts:BlockheadRihanna FoldsAmy Winehouse, F***h FacedHands up!One Hates It When... Read Full Story

Ladies and Gentlemen, what the HAY-ELL? Who knew she was Japanese? Related Posts:Sunday Caption Contest: Bobby Trendy at the AMA'sBlockheadRihanna FoldsAmy Winehouse, F***h FacedOne Hates It When... Read Full Story

Oh, Bobby, my sweet, crazy Tinkerbell-on-crack sidekick-to-be, how long must you roam the red carpet seeking a new sun to orbit? Don’t you know you can find me right here? But don’t bother coming unless you’re bringing that headress. They’ll love it down at the coffee shop! Do your best/worst in the comments section. I know there’s a lotta Trendy hate, so let it out! Related Posts:Saturday Caption Contest: TwilightFriday Caption Contest: Mariah Suits Up Edition... Read Full Story

Seems like we scared off the Twihards, who didn’t dare blaspheme their golden couple in the comments. But that never stopped us! We’ve got a winnah! minky Says: November 18th, 2009 at 1:50 pm Worst karaoke version of “Stumblin’ In” ever. Congrats and imaginary swag to minky! Surely the powers that be will grant me no more appropriate moment in which to bust out the Alfonso Ribeiro/Carleton Banks Breaking and Popping How to Breakdance video: Related Posts:Saturday Caption Contes... Read Full Story

They say the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, and this is one of the straightest lines we’ve ever seen. Related Posts:Matchy/MatchyVictoria Silvstedt's Face TimeSean Lennon: they grow up so fastGwen Stefani and Zuma seek shelterPost-Friday Caption Contest Read Full Story

How can this be anything but WIN, unless you’re RPattz’s parents, that is? Rachel vs House (Lolebrity) Australia versus Versace (News) “Pneumonia” is the new “exhaustion” (INO) Vampires and the swine flu (JustJared) Will Sandra Bullock take over the whole world? (Movieline) Behold the sexiest man alive! (UKPopSugar) Is this whole month a DON’T? (GraziaFashion) Behind closed doors with Tom Cruise (PopBytes) Too much to hope for? Miley Cyrus’ Las... Read Full Story