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Benedict Cumberbatch Don’t say I never did nuthin’ for ya…that is, if ya are an Anglophilic Sherlock Holmes fan who just can’t get enough of your literate and literary pin-up boy. Here he is, keepin’ it real in the Inner City. Moriarty, by the way, is also real , or so we hear. Read Full Story

Well, it was a great Grammys, wasn’t it? Whether you were into Epic FAIL or Epic Win, it was one of the most entertaining live broadcasts of the past year at the very least. LLVERYCOOLJ To start with: LLCoolJ. Just yes. Yes, yes, yes , yes, YES! Whew! Mini Minaj at the 54th Annual Grammy Awards Also: Mini Minajes = adorbz. Sophia Grace and Rosie are the two little girls who rose to fame (and Ellen appearance) by being adorable and performing a Nicki Minaj song for their proud... Read Full Story

Behold the “glories” of Romanian model and poor liar Ioana Spangenberg, who claims she eats three big meals a day. I remember when Marie Osmond was boasting of a “natural” twenty inch waist” too; those were the days she was eating one apple a day and throwing it up, and she’s not five six. Nor, frankly, are many models who don’t work on fetish sites. Do your best/worst to the Human Skeleton in the comments, and points will be lost for obviousness for anyone who posts “eat a sammich... Read Full Story

Jean Dujardin has a point to make Why Jean, that’s quite a good point you make. What’s more, it reminds me of something… Welcome to Hump Day, y’all! Read Full Story

beyonce beyond We all have those pictures from high school that we hoped had been buried forever. And we find them posted to Facebook when our “friends” get into the prosecco. I’m sorry, Beyonce, we can no more let you live this down than we can these two . Acid wash isn’t for jeans; it’s for our eyeballs after we get a load of this outfit. Also, is that a wig from the House of Lisa Kudrow on your head? Read Full Story

I think this one actually scared off most of the commenters, but nonetheless what entries there were were solid, so we are pleased to announce our winner: Vanessa Paradis up close and extremely personal igirl99 January 28, 2012 at 9:58 pm And now, Tales From the Crypt, sponsored by Chanel… Congratulations and imaginary swag to igirl99, who I believe is a first-time winner. What else? A Sterling Silver Trowel ! And now, lest we forget, a small reminder of what used to be, back... Read Full Story

Do what you do best in the comments section for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes! Zombie Pippa Middleton has it coming. zombie pippa Read Full Story

Keira Knightley got back Stars should never get themselves ready for a premiere; whatever Keira saved on self-tanner at the spa in advance of her outing the other night she will have to spend on PR to bury these horrible, mottled images. And to deny the rumour that she’s going to play the title role in Hidalgo II . On the plus side: scratches! Well, thanks to the pirate movies she IS an Action star; good to see she got some action! Read Full Story

From my new favoritest blog, the horrifying and delightful Celebrity Closeups. Do what you do best in the captions: Vanessa Paradis up close and extremely personal Read Full Story

Every now and again Twitter redeems itself and shakes off the tedious uplifting quote bots, SEO gurus, and other such riff-raff and presents to my jaded eyen something pure gold. Like this . So  this  is how the 1% are staying ahead of the pitchforked mobs nowadays. Skijoring with a $270,000 car instead of a husky. Read Full Story