HelloI am angry. Dumb dumb dog found one of my dead friends. I can't believe it. That dog even had the nerve to try to eat Mr. Dead mouse. Well he would have gotten a nasty surprise. A mouth filled with slimy maggots. Mr. dead mouse was two weeks old. He had to be worth a lot to a special collector. That's it! I will sell my stash on Ebay. There must be someone out there who will give me money for dead animal bodies. You see I tried to get into the bank yesterday. I couldn't get t... Read Full Story

Hello WorldToday I went for a early morning hunt. I caught a mouse!!!! yipeee. He was very fast and gave me a run for my money, but I was quite persistent. So let's see, I killed one bird and one mouse,I think it's time to cash in or invest savings account. These dead bodies are starting to smell. I have decided to go to a bank and try to get some money or a line of credit for my new car. I'm not sure how finance works so I will check out some of those online banks and do my home ... Read Full Story

Hello World,This morning I did something quite nasty. In the early hours I broke into the neighbors car and took a joy ride. HA HA HA. I wanted to practice my driving skills. I drove around the block. Ha Ha Meow. No one saw me. I had my friend Cuddles snap this picture as proof!!!!! I don't care about auto insurance because It's not my car!!!! If anyone gets hurt they can get a lawyer and take me to court. HAAAAAAAAAAAA On a sad note, I think I killed a pigeon trying to cross the road... Read Full Story

Hello world,I just finished reading Suni the poodles blog. He is such a dope. I want to finance my car with bird and mice bodies. Then run him over. I didn't think I needed automoble insurance. What is automoble insurance? Can I just drive my car without it? I guess I have to find auto insurance online for more information. That dope dog thinks I want a car to give him a ride. Little does he know I want my car to ride over him. HA HA HA As for a quick wedding in Vegas, forget it. I would ... Read Full Story

Hello FansToday I went hunting. Guess what I caught? Yup I'm saving up. Bird money. I want to buy that car. A special kitty car to run over that retarded dog Suni. This is my first catch of the day. I figure it's worth a thousand bird dollars. No, No, I didn't eat it. I left it whole. May be if I catch some rats I can get a sports car model. By the way Suni chased me all over the yard this morning. I tried to scratch his eyes out, but that didn't work. I ran up a fence instead... Read Full Story

Hello WorldIt's freezing cold out this morning. I keep seeing these cars drive by and I have decided I want to buy a car. Not just any car, but a special Kitty size car. I would invite my friends and we would cruise around the neighborhood. My first order of business would be to wait outside in my car for Suni the poodle. Then I would throw my car into gear and run that fluff bomb over. The owners would never know. I don't like that dog as you all know. My only problem is car insuranc... Read Full Story

hello world,Today I have heartburn. It could be from eating those stray mice or catching some nasty bugs. ughhh, I don't like having heartburn. I wish that dog had it instead of me. Meow wow. Any way it is a cold November day and I had a rough night with Suni. He kept jumping on me. It was so annoying. Doesn't he know that cats do not like dogs! When will he get it? Everytime I see Suni my stomach turns. He is not a cool cat like me. I am beautiful. He is yucky and smelly. I think the... Read Full Story

Hello WorldI can't stand that dog Suni the poodle. He follows me everywhere and tries to sniff my butt. I tried everything to get rid of him. I try hissing. I try scratching. I try growling. Nothing seems to stop him. It's like he has a crush on me or something. I wish someone would invent a dog spray to make him disappear. I included a picture to show you what I mean. Read Full Story

Hello WorldToday was a cold November day. I enjoyed a canned meal outdoors freezing my paws off, while that dumb dog Suni enjoyed the warm house. I'm so jealous of that dog. He gets to lounge around all day on the couch. It makes my fur stand up. I would like to give him a good scratch right on his !@@@@@!@##$@#$@$#!!@!##$$$@!!. Bye for now, I see some birds to hunt. Read Full Story

Hi allMy day was simply fabulous, I ate some delicious fancy feast and ran outside to play with my neighborhood friends. It was wet and cold, but that did not stop me. The best part of my day was avoiding that scoundrel Suni the poodle. Yipeeeee Read Full Story