24. All Tomorrow's Parties isA. A song by the Velvet UndergroundB. A novel by William GibsonC. A 2003 Chinese science fiction movieD. All of the above   Visit True Gifts for cool accessories.Content copyright SciTrans, 2009 Read Full Story

I recently received correspondence which sheds light on the current recession and international financial matters. The letter follows, and I'm glad to know that something is being done to end the financial crisis.INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND(IMF) HEAD OFFICE Dear Fund Beneficiary,This is to intimate you of a very important information which will be of a great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been experiencing in getting your long over due payment due to excessive demand... Read Full Story

Stopped by the stage at 13th and Lincoln and savored some tasty blues. The Catfish Kray Blues Band played Saturday at the Taste of Colorado festival. Pictured are Catfish Kray (center) flanked by Greg Sage on trumpet and Joe Lilly on sax. Not shown are, drummer, Ari Rubenstein and vocalist Jesse Garland.Visit True Gifts for cool accessories.Content copyright SciTrans, 2009 Read Full Story

I really take offense with people who say that Denver is just an overgrown cow town. Take for example, Dan Ostermiller’s sculpture outside the Denver Art Museum. It's pure culture—on par with the kind you'd find in some other stuck-up, over-blown, namby-pamby, big city. There are no overgrown cows in my mile-high city. So there, you big apple, you.Visit True Gifts for cool accessories.Content copyright SciTrans, 2009 Read Full Story

Yo, Illiterate! Yes, I mean you. I suppose you figure that you don’t need to proofread your writing before you post it online. You think I won’t notice. Well I do. In fact, I notice it everywhere—on blogs, newsgroups, why hell, even on television station websites.If you’re not using grammar and spell checkers, you should be. And, if you are, than you need to acknowledge their limitations. Proofread, damn it.English is a language full of quirky rules and still quirkier exceptions to those rul... Read Full Story

--- Fresh intelligence from unnamed sources ---It was a ruse. Michael lives. He and the King are both alive and well. Just like Elvis, Michael became tired of his fame and notoriety and faked his own death. The so-called “Michael,” was, in fact, an unnamed middle-aged, middle class, man of indeterminate race who succumbed to a Propofol allergy while undergoing routine vasectomy surgery. The corpse was smuggled to the Jackson residence by a covert team of underpaid Hollywood physicians. The re... Read Full Story

Most television situation comedies are essentially P. G. Wodehouse in diluted and diminished form. Visit True Gifts for cool accessories.Content copyright SciTrans, 2009 Read Full Story

Thanks to a major spring snowstorm, Colorado made the national news. Schools, businesses and highways closed. Planes stayed on the ground. Emergency workers worked. Cars skidded into other cars.Whenever this happens, the media makes a lot of noise about it. But, the fact is, heavy snow is a normal part of springtime in the Rockies.What the media won’t tell you is what happens after the snow stops. This morning’s rush hour saw its share of car accidents. But, here in Lakewood, a suburb of Denv... Read Full Story

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If you’re looking to hang with macho men, Denver may be just the place for you. It places five in the list of 50 manliest American cities commissioned by Mars Snackfood US, makers of “Man's Favorite Cheese-Filled Snack.” Nashville comes in at number one, due in part to its many NASCAR fans and BBQ restaurants. New York comes in last, possibly because the men there have tiny, desiccated testicles.The list was created using advanced statistical methods and questionable criteria for manlines... Read Full Story