On Friday in Boston, a 26-year-old woman was drunk and smoking while waiting for the train, when she looked down the tunnel, lost her balance and fell onto the subway tracks. It looks as though she passes out or just takes a quick nap when she falls on the tracks. Luckily, the crowd waiting for the train is able to flag it down and stop it just in time. Being drunk and public transportation is never a good mix. And Now Time For Some Super-AdsPhiladelphia Phillies Fans Are ClassyNightmare On ... Read Full Story

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Sure, the college football season is heating up for the stretch run… but we all know it’s going to be Florida vs. Texas in the BCS Championship, so we should just go ahead and fast forward two months and just watch them play. Now, the real excitement is that college basketball will soon be center stage. Pre-season tournaments start in the next couple of weeks and non-conference schedules will keep us entertained through the rest of the calendar year. Also keeping us entertained wi... Read Full Story

I don’t watch “The Ghost Whisperer”, but if Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to be playing a stripper on the show more often, I will have to start tuning in. Luckily YouTube has managed to capture the best minute in the entire show’s history and make it available online. People have been giving JLH a hard time about her weight recently, but she’s looking pretty good in this clip. And Now Time For Some Super-AdsNightmare On Elm Street Teaser TrailerHooters Rodeo Bar... Read Full Story

Thumbnail images get me every time. This image above specifically, I though Katy Perry might be naked when seeing this as a thumbnail-sized image. But at normal size, Katy Perry is obviously just wearing a ridiculous flesh-colored top lined with fake diamonds. I feel like I’m doing people a favor by posting this at a normal size, and keeping guys less (or maybe more) sexually frustrated. This was just one of many outfits that Perry wore as host of the European MTV Music Awards last week... Read Full Story

God, the Floridians have been on fire lately. This is my fourth “Floridians Are Crazy” story in the last week. I think Ms. Amacenda-Velona, pictured to the right, was actually going for a two-fer. I think she was attempting to add a “Mother of the Year” title to the “Floridians Are Crazy” status that she had already locked down. Deputies pulled Ms. Amacenda-Velona over for having a headlight out but when they got to the car they found that Amacenda-Velo... Read Full Story

I’m definitely feeling effects of drinking before noon on both Saturday and Sunday. Going to an NFL game has to be the second best excuse to drink excessively on a Sunday. Church being the first best excuse of course. On a housekeeping note you might notice things slow down around here just a little bit. Baba, J Diggles and myself are all finding that our real jobs that actually pay the bills have started to expect more from us lately. That means instead of seeing 6 to 8 posts a day thi... Read Full Story

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If last night’s It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia left you wondering what an uncensored dick towel looks like and where you could get one, I’ve got some good news. Looks like Mac and Dennis put together a little infomercial to advertise their new product.   Paper Towels Are The New Sham-WowDanny DeVito's Naked Ass Climbs Out Of A Couch - It's Always Sunny In PhiladelphiaComfort Wipe - Never Touch Your Own Ass Again Condometric: Prove Your Dick Size Each And Every Time ... Read Full Story

Unfortunately, I doubt it works very well. Maybe they’ll release a free version that only takes off one layer of clothing… Hey Kid, Stop Being So HappyThe World's Worst Parallel ParkerNut Shot For White Sox Tickets? Deal! Drinking Games iPhone App iPhone Ownership Doesn’t Make You An Airline Pilot 8G iPhone Price Drops $200 Read Full Story