A Side-Effect of Being Fat that I had not Expected

As I get fatter and fatter everyday, on top of the lovely muffin top I now deal with spilling over my pants top daily, I’ve discovered another lovely change on my body…my belly button is growing. I’m serious. It looks rounder and deeper than ever. And instead of a cute little hole in the center of my flat stomach, it’s a gargantuan abyss in the center of a doughy, jiggly sea of lard.

Sweet Dreams.