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The notorious instigator of propagation, Mike Hanes, has been apprehended by authorities after six years of evading capture and using the internet as a bully pulpit to shame audiences into listening to his podcast. Unconfirmed reports say Hanes turned himself in after seeing this picture of himself on a Wanted Poster. Apparently he knew capture was inevitable, as the picture could only have been taken moments before he, himself, saw the photo at his local post office where he was purchasing... Read Full Story
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Oprah, better known as O, has also found some time to tell Bryan to post, so what else is there to do? (Oprah is not related to Bryan) Read Full Story
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After another day passed and no posts were made, police were sent to the home of Bryan in order to persuade him to get his life together. Unfortunately, Bryan made no attempt to open the door and made one attempt to barricade himself inside his home, of which he was successful. At that point, a negotiator was brought in to ease tensions. So far Bryan has made several demands, including a pizza and several boxes of pasta. Read Full Story
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President (of the U.S.A.) Obama held a press conference Thursday morning to officially choose a side in the much heated debate about if Bryan should make a post. The President was quoted as saying, “I can think of no reason why Bryan should not post and I can think of many reasons why he must post. It is imperative.”
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In a survey of the dissemiNATION fans, many (95%) said that Bryan needs to make a post on this website. The others (5%), said they had no idea who Bryan was, but really thought that Mike was funny. Read Full Story
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Two Eberts Looking at You recently (today) spoke out, demanding another eppisode of the dissemiNATION podcast. Experts carefully interviewed the pair.
Q: Why are you so concerned with getting another episode of the dissemiNATION podcast?
A: It will serve our purposes.
Q: What are your purposes, exactly?
A: Total dissemination of all and root beers in our fridge.
Q: Any further comments?
A: Puppies!!!!!!!! Read Full Story
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Recently the fans of the dissemiNATION were polled and they all (100%) said that Bryan needs to make a post. Simple. Read Full Story
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~bryan and ed (mike) interacted
~ed (mike) drank some of bryan’s cider
~apples were pressed
~chips were consumed
~water was spilled
~toothpaste was distributed
~pontiac vibes were driven
~too many hot dogs were eaten Read Full Story
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