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Below is a prime example of the type of cyber bullying which has attracted so much media attention recently. It was sent to a dear friend of mine, Hugh Sless, (you can discover more about him by visiting his Facebook profile). “To be totally honest with you Hugh, I've seen you around and you look like a fucking peadophile with your grey hair and your dirty clothes. You need to fuck off before I make you or I get the polive involved because trust me I'm 1 email from you away from reporting you... Read Full Story

He may return...but, then again, he may not. Someone left me messages in Chinese - hence the photo above. I could have attempted to translate them using the wonders of the Electronic Age, but I just couldn't be arsed. Probably some troll child. What am I thinking about? It could equally well have been an adult troll because they're just as immature! Read Full Story

PLEASE NOTE! AS FAR AS I KNOW THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CONNECTION BETWEEN THE CRAIG BROWNE MENTIONED HERE AND ANYONE WITH THE SAME NAME ON FACEBOOK! SO DON'T GO LOOKING. However, there are trolls on Facebook. One that springs to mind is Hugh Sless who’s pretending to be a union activist supporting the Labour Party. He – or she because, as in the red light district of Bangkok, one can never be quite sure – also thinks they’re a comedian. Unfortunately they seem to lack the most important quality... Read Full Story

The Trollbuster General has decided to give Interpals a rest and seek troll-infested pastures new. One website in particular has recently caught my eye. It's called “Gumtree” and included this rather interesting advert... “Hi 

My name is Nick, a published author and award winning poet. I write modern, fun, vibrant poetry and perform it naked. You can find more information, along with a selection of my work at www.myspace.com/thenudepoet

I am looking for new venues/events to perform at and... Read Full Story

Those of you who don't fancy the prospect of Gia bursting into flames may be intrested in a new form of recycling. You'll find more details on: http://arseplc.ning.com/. Read Full Story

Take a look at the hottie above. She’s from Thailand and in her her profile she writes... “I want to make new friends in the world and share our cultures. If you write me I will write back.” Presumably when females in Thailand wish to discuss cultural matters they always dress like that, right? Yeah, I think we can all guess what “cultural” matters she wants to tall about! On the other hand, the Trollbuster General is a paranoid old sod so he’s wondering if she actually is a female or one of... Read Full Story

Once again the Trollbuster General has been kicked off Interpals. Did someone go running to the Moderator? This is the second time it’s happened! Now I know how “shavedcock” must feel. The last time it happened after I pointed out to a fellow member that her email address didn’t match the country she was supposed to be living in. There were other errors in her profile. I shall be charitable and refrain from mentioning that these were the sort of errors one would expect from someone who was... Read Full Story

It’s clearly a wind up, but I just couldn’t resist it. The last time I saw teeth like that they were in the mouth of the winner of the 3.30 at Ascot! Read Full Story

This is “ eager1” and she says she’s looking for pretty much anything. Okay, love. From your photo I reckon a decent bra might be a start. Then you can put that kitchen apron back in the drawer. Read Full Story

Here’s a message from a female... “Dont add me if u dont like me “ Maybe someone can ask this not-so-fucking-bright spark why anyone would want to add her as a friend if they didn’t like her. I’m no Einstein, but it sounds contradictory to me. Okay, here’s another female... “I'm Marisol.^_^ I can't really describe myself without writing a novel on my life story. Let's just say I want to travel the world and hold it in the palm of my hand.” The message is simple: once she starts talking about... Read Full Story