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Our Puff cigarettes and puff cigars will be used in the upcoming production of “A ghost of a Chance” at the Port Lavaca Main Street Theatre in Port Lavaca, Texas. I wish I could get down there to see it, just for the lady kissing a vacuum cleaner bag? Maybe they will put it on YouTube. Read Full Story
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I don't get this notebook scribbling from the creator of XKCD comics ( Direct link ). Is he inventing Velcro here? Read Full Story
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What kind of cheese would a Computer Mouse like? . . . Why, stainless steel cheese, of course. Read Full Story
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Sometimes our shipping calculator goes completely haywire and tries to charge like $11 to ship a five-ounce package, esp. to Canada where it should be closer to say three bucks? So the phrase that pays is “Refund Extra Shipping” – put that in the COMMENTS part of your order (It’s not a coupon per se) We will refund the extra you paid if the shipping charge exceeds what we pay for the postage. In other words– No handling! Just another way The Restless Mouse Novelty Emporium helps you save... Read Full Story
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Boy Howdy, we get some weird spam, and I don’t mean lunch meat with bits of corn in it. Check this out: Tреклист: 1. Choanal Imperforation (6:33) 2. Eustachian Tube (5:52) 3. Not Yet 1 (1:56) 4. Kissing Disease (4:17) 5. Meniere's Vertigo (5:45) 6. Not Yet 2 (2:07) 7. Social Phobia (7:14) 8. Vocal Cord Polypus (5:54) 9. Not Yet 3 (1:36) 10. Panic Disorder (3:54) 11. Scoliosis + Astigmatism (5:31) It had a sound file attached, are they a band or a podcast about medical disorders? I have #4, #6... Read Full Story
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A rough look at our new mascot. Eventually he will have proportion and depth and all of that artistic BS. He also needs a clipboard, and a name! Right now he is ARID (Anthropomorphic Retro Input Device) MAN. I’ll post various versions here until everyone here is satisfied with it, or until I give up on the idea. Read Full Story
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While they are there, they should investigate why Ruthie has grown to enormous proportions in panel two. Also, something weird about the way the receptionist's wall falls away for a moment in panel 3. Where are they at, Dr. Escher's office? Somehow I suspect there is another problem- getting the feeling that "Drop Dead Fred" is in the room... Read Full Story
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Now that I have my AARP invitation, do I get to retire now? No! That doesn’t seem fair. I was going to read the paper that came with this and maybe sign up, but couldn’t find my reading glasses. Read Full Story
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All very impressive, but did you close the trunk lid? Read Full Story
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THIS JUST IN: Apparently engraving an image of a housefly on a urinal gives a guy something to aim for, and hence reduces "spillage". I was telling the Mrs. about this, now she is feverishly working on a way to "socially engineer" men to sit down on the commode for the pee, or failing that, to get them to put the seat down. Now she is battling years of evolution. Ancient man probably had to be ready to run at all times, since sabertooth tigers have a keen sense of smell. A step in the right... Read Full Story
