I miss everything!

LED bicycle wheel lighting from MonkeyLectric; WHY didn’t they have these back when I was a kid? Very cool, and your parents would buy them if you gave them a good “safety” pitch.

I sent away for some stripey clip-on straw things from a cereal-box promotion, but that’s only slightly better than a clothespin-and-playing-card setup.

I'm getting this if I ever move to an urban environment where it's practical to ride a bike.