Free upgrade to Priority Mail! INSTRUCTIONS CLICK HERE

I couldn’t find a way to create a coupon that would do this, our coupon system is harder than Chinese Math with a dull pencil.
So if you want your order quicker but don’t want to pay extra, Here’s the lowdown;

1. Make sure you are buying at least $20 in merchandise.
   
2. Offer expires the day after we erase this post! So if you are seeing it here, it’s good.
   
3. Good on USA orders only!
   
4. HOW TO GET THE DISCOUNT: Put the phrase that pays in the COMMENTS section when you get to that page. It’s won’t work as a coupon code.
   
5. Select the cheapest shipping rate you see, if you qualify for the FREE SHIPPING OFFER (based on the dollar amount in your cart) We will upgrade that too.

The phrase that pays is: “The Postman is Smiling”.

Gosh, it wasn't supposed to be that complicated! I ought to work for the government, I have the knack.