The problem with nepotism is that it makes it easier for people who want to kill you to become employed at the same company in which you work. Kelsey's Angry Fiancé will be starting work at my company on Monday as a Brand Manager.   I suppose I knew this all along, but Kelsey is not the sharpest tool in the shed. She is, however, a really hot piece of ass, which always outweighs.... Well, just about any other factor [reference How to Get Inside Your Enemy's Head (and Mo... Read Full Story

There’s no better place than online to enjoy being a slut without having to deal with the traditional castigation from friends and co-workers. For example, there’s nothing worse for a woman than being known as the Office Slut at work. And it doesn’t take much to become one. All you really have to do is blow two guys in the same department. Once you’re labeled the Office Slut, you’re stuck with it until you leave the company... Click to read more... Read Full Story

Blair thinks Fiona the Cunt is a real cunt. Which is exactly why she likes Fiona the Cunt. Blair believes that I also think Fiona the Cunt is a real cunt and therefore that's one less woman Blair needs to worry about me fucking around with.  However, one thing I have learned as a result of recent events: I will fuck any hot female who wants to fuck me--even if I think she's a real cunt. I finally had a talk with Fiona the Cunt and she seems just as hot for me as she did the night we fuck... Read Full Story

Halloween not only brings out the ghouls, but also the sluts and perverts. In all of us. This is the one night a year that ALL women have the license to dress slutty, but not be perceived as a slut. Because if ALL women are doing it, there’s nothing slutty about it. Halloween normalizes dressing and looking like a slut... Click to read more...  Read Full Story

Pangbourn drugged and then had sex with his assistant's 13-year-old sister when she tried to sell him Girl Scout cookies.  Since Pangbourn has contributed so much to this company, including the Bomb Threat Checklist, Human Resources has decided that this means he has done nothing wrong. Also, given the incident happened over a week ago, HR says enough time has passed that we should all just move on.  HR issued this statement: Whatever you think about this so-called "horrific, i... Read Full Story

Friday night was the night I intended to execute an offensive against Fiona the Cunt, who has been my sworn enemy since  Conklin's Slutty Wife accidentally died while we were trying to murder her.  I successfully executed the plan, enlisting the help of Kessler and Chelsea the Intern. But then things got weird. Mainly, when I fucked Fiona the Cunt. Admittedly, most of my devious plans are directly tied to a goal of fucking someone.   But in this case, all I wante... Read Full Story

Well... I fucked Fiona the Cunt.  Uh. That is all.  Read Full Story

Fiona the Cunt and Tawny the Temp are double teaming me. And not in a good way. Tawny the Temp still wants her money for fucking me even though she didn't disclose there was a cost until after the fact; and she still wants the money even though her pimp, Bonnie Bod, has been exposed and disposed of (again).  And Fiona the Cunt still wants to prove I killed her sister, Conklin's Slutty Wife, even though I had almost nothing to do with it.  I'm on the ICATT (Integration Committee of ... Read Full Story

The Company has decided to discontinue CPR training. The thought is that if someone keels over on the job, it should be considered a part of natural attrition.  When someone is leaving the company for a higher paying job, the Company does not counter offer in order to keep the person. Likewise, if someone is trying to die, the Company feels we should not stand in their way.  Why train people to do something that the Company does not support? Like saving lives.  In addition... Read Full Story

Kornfeld is surprised that he's suddenly getting anonymous death threats for having apparently fucked another man's fiancée. However, I am not surprised at all.  Since Kornfeld is Blair's boss, she found out about the anonymous death threats and told me because I had told her that Kelsey was interested in Kornfeld, even though she's engaged.  Blair thought Kelsey was interested in me until her spies confirmed that Kelsey was telling people that she was interested in Kor... Read Full Story