How to Sleep with Your Enemy & Still Remain Enemies

Blair thinks Fiona the Cunt is a real cunt. Which is exactly why she likes Fiona the Cunt.

Blair believes that I also think Fiona the Cunt is a real cunt and therefore that's one less woman Blair needs to worry about me fucking around with. 

However, one thing I have learned as a result of recent events: I will fuck any hot female who wants to fuck me--even if I think she's a real cunt.

I finally had a talk with Fiona the Cunt and she seems just as hot for me as she did the night we fucked in the parking lot. But trust me when I say, I do not believe a word she says. Although apparently I do not have a problem fucking someone who may have ulterior motives, just for the sake of getting laid. Regardless, I'm on to her and will not make the same mistakes Gladstone made. Well, not all the same mistakes.

And even if she is sincere as a result of my deception, what's the harm in not trusting her? I don't trust anyone, least of all someone I named "The Cunt". 

But I told Fiona the Cunt that we should still pretend to hate each other for the sake of appearances. It seems to give us both leverage in this company: her with her bosses Mulhausen and Fernandez and me with Blair and The User Pool in general. 

And imagine if Gladstone finds out about this. The shit I would get... I mean, I've still been punishing him for fucking around with Fiona the Cunt and Bonnie Bod. John Yaya was hired specifically to fuck with and torture Gladstone. 

I feel kind of bad about that.

So there's really only one thing to do: have Yaya fuck with Gladstone even more.

And although Gladstone deserves it less in light of my own recent actions with Fiona the Cunt, he's going to receive even more punishment. And although he should actually be absolved of his crimes, I will pretend he is even more guilty. 

This is how I will distract Gladstone from the truth. Just so he doesn't give me any shit for being almost as dumb as him.