Popcorn in the ???

We were watching "The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" with my three year old last night.  She'd asked for popcorn, one of our favorite family snacks.  Somehow the innocent cartoon watching and popcorn eating outing changed when my daughter left the room to go to the bathroom.  Leave it to me ...   I have no idea what possessed me, but I know my boyfriend loves my ass, so I lifted up my pajamas and put a piece of popcorn in my ass ... well, between my butt cheeks as if I was filling my ass with popcorn (I don't like things in my ass though nor did I want pieces of popcorn to break off and get stuck in there) ... anyway, he loved it!  He started handing me hands full of popcorn rather than one at a time.  I'd strategically place them so as to turn him on without making myself uncomfortable and he'd lean over and remove each of them using his tongue and then eat them, savoring every bite.   Anyway, our little adventure was short lived as I rushed to put myself back together when my daughter flushed the toilet.  I simply love surprising him and turning him on though!