Apparently not wanting to be upstaged by the AIG dumbasses execs who went on a luxury spa vacation after being given millions in bailout money, the CEO’s of the big three auto companies flew private luxury jets to Washington in hopes of getting a piece of the bailout, as well. Rick Wagoner Take that AIG execs! You thought you were ballsy for spending hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars on a vacation?  The Big Three are spending taxpayer money before they even get it! “The... Read Full Story

Over 100 military officers have signed a statement requesting to ban the ‘don’t ask-don’t tell‘ policy concerning gays in the military, much to the dismay of assholes people like Brian Jones, a retired sergeant major in the Army, who argued that allowing gays to serve could hurt recruiting. However, sources (mainly just us) say that Jones probably disliked the color choices his gay roommate chose for their barracks (pink doesn’t really bring out that soldier in you) ... Read Full Story

Obama has seemingly joined the ranks of millions of other Americans: He’s a CrackBerry addict, a term given to those who constantly check their BlackBerry. Obama has been seen avidly checking his e-mail on his BlackBerry and news cameras have even caught him checking his BlackBerry while watching his daughter’s soccer game, only to have Michelle Obama slap at his hands (probably because he was texting Scarlett Johansson). But, now that the President-elect will be taking office i... Read Full Story

As we scour the “internets” looking for reliable news sources to bring you the most fair and up to date current events, one website always sticks out from the rest.  That site is known as 236.com.  And nothing offers the aforementioned quite like a website that bears the slogan: Political Comedy - Unfair and Unbalanced! Visit 236.com Offering a hilarious look at the otherwise boring world of politics, 236.com is a “co-production between the gigantic, vaguely Death Star-like... Read Full Story

A little newspaper you may have seen while standing in line to pay for your groceries, The National Enquirer, has reported that Cindy McCain is having an affair.  You can’t really tell from the grainy picture on their website and they are known for paying large sums of money to anybody who will give them a story, but what the hell, we are going with it….Cindy McCain is cheating on John! With a headline screaming louder than some of Cindy’s outfits - World Exclusive: Cindy ... Read Full Story

In this special series, we will offer a quick glimpse at each potential candidate to represent the Republican ticket for 2012.  First up, Mitt Romney. Barack Obama hasn’t even taken office yet and Republican’s are already speculating who will be the top choice to represent their ticket in 2012.  After McCain’s failed attempt to become America’s next President, the GOP has called together a meeting to regroup and figure out where they went wrong.  It was said that McCai... Read Full Story

It’s already been established that God is NOT somebody you want to piss off!  Just ask the forty two little children that laughed at Elisha’s bald head!  Or the fellows who merely peaked into the Ark!  They all found themselves murdered.  Brutally murdered. And rightfully so!  What better way to teach those misbehaving brats to stop mocking the self conscious Elisha then to have two bears maul them to death. And nothing is more annoying than people who don’t mind their own b... Read Full Story

Everybody does it: politicians, O.J., that guy from Beretta!  And no I’m not talking about murder, I’m talking about lying.  But why do so many people lie? A closer look reveals that it starts when we are children, when we don’t know the difference between truth or fiction.  And surprisingly, lying at a young age can be beneficial. Does This look like a face that could lie? “Preschoolers with higher IQ scores are more likely to lie,” says Angela Crossman, Ph.D.... Read Full Story

“The liberal media attacked Sarah Palin because she did not abort her down syndrome baby.  They wanted her to kill that child” - U.S. News and World Reporter Michael Barone Related Posts Putting The Price Of Sarah Palin’s Wardrobe In Perspective Quote of the Week: Sarah Palin Palin Spent More On Clothes Than Was Originally Reported The Day After The Election Predictions Hot Female Candidate = More Votes, Study Shows Read Full Story

Making his debut in our feature edition of What Were They Thinking, Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA) compares Barack Obama’s proposed “civilian national security force,” an idea backed by President Bush and intended to expand AmeriCorps and other national service programs to a Gestapo-like force: “It may sound a bit crazy and off base, but the thing is, he’s the one who proposed this national security force,” Rep. Paul Broun said of Obama in an interview Monday with... Read Full Story