Prison Freaks **Graphic Content

Standing in the inmate restroom yesterday morning brushing my grill, I could hear one of the showers running from behind. Half awake and sleepy, looking in the mirror, I sensed something strange. Looking down toward the bottom of the shower curtain, I saw not one set of feet but two! That’s when I heard heaving breathing and light moaning and I looked at the guy next to me shaving who I saw noticed it too. Not wanting to stare but seeing what was going on from the corner of one eye, I noticed the two sets of feet were facing each other. And I wondered to myself … what in the hell is going on? Were two faggots facing one another kissing and jerking each other off? Having had enough of the situation, I quickly rinsed out my mouth and made my way for the door. When leaving the area I yelled real loud so everyone could hear, “Get the fuck out of the shower doing that shit you freaks!” Suddenly someone yelled back in a feminine tone, “Fuck you Tripper! Mind your own fucking biz whacks!” That’s when I realized, shit that goes on in prison never ceases to amaze me. What a crazy fucking environment in which I live…:

Reminded me of the time a prison guard came around for evening count. He approached the first bunk, then the second, then the third and so forth and so on. Counting quietly to himself, “One, two, three-four, five, six …” Know what I mean? Two queers were in the same bed together fagging off and the correctional officer conducting the midnight count didn’t say a fucking word! That’s when another convict got up, took his steel-toed boot and busted the faggot on top in the back of the head. “Stop that bullshit you two fuckin’ freaks!” he yelled. “If you two weirdos want to do that crap, at least do it somewhere where we all can’t see!” Yes, lots of homosexual activity in prison among men. Yet in reality, I don’t call them men at all. They’re more like butthole buddies, goober gobblers or straight up fucking freaks! I’m sorry everyone. Being a real man, I can see two good lookin’ women inmates getting it on. But not two grown men! That’s just not the way I roll!

Then there was the time when two prison punks emerged from their cell at FCI El Reno drunks as dogs. Both were beat to high hell. One had a huge black eye and the other scratches and a bloody nose. And they were still arguing! The freak they called “Peaches” or “Candy” or whatever in the hell her name was said, “You know it’s my turn to be on top! Why do you insist on doing me this way? It’s not fair! Not fair at all I’m telling you!” Everyone sitting in front of the TV room just laughed and laughed and laughed. These two butt-fuckers wound up stabbing each other later on. Then once in the hole together they said they were sorry, kissed, made up and fucked each other in the ass again. One of these queers was even on an episode of Jerry Springer! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Sitting in the TV room I looked over at my friend next to me and said, “Look! It’s that punk! Look everybody! It’s him! The weirdo in cell 213!” And sure enough, when we went and asked the punk he said, “Yep, that was me.”

At FCI Forrest City they brought in a guy with tits! Not natural titties, but store bought breast implants from hell! Funny thing was, this fucker had a 7 day growth of beard the very first day. But soon as he shaved and put on his makeup, you could hardly tell him from a real girl. Even had butt cheek implants so I heard. Guys were literally waiting in the chow hall facing the entrance waiting for him to come in. Men whispering to each other, “Have you seen the ‘it’ with the boobs? Man what a rack this old boy has!” It wasn’t so much the guys wanted to fuck him. It was just that they’d never seen such a freak of nature before. Half black and half Native American, this dude could easily have passed for a girl. Long as he got up in the morning and shaved his mug that is. When I transferred away from Forrest City, he had the biggest black daddy there was. And true to prison life, they were absolutely, unequiv­ocally, stone cold in love!

There are two homosexuals that sleep in the bunk next to me here. Two nights ago they had a cat fight. You should have seen it. Reminded me of two bitches arguing over who had the prettiest hair. The one said to the other, “Bitch! I’ll kick your ho ass!” And the other, standing like a chick with one foot turned sideways a bit in front of the other replied, “Whore! You couldn’t beat your way out of a wet paper bag!” Then, they both clammed up and went to bed mad. Personally, I was glad to see them shut the fuck up. I have a hard time falling off to sleep as it is - two grown men talking about sucking dick and taking it up the ass. Yeah, these two freaks are some strange mother fuckers for real! The one totally outspoken and blatant about his twisted sexuality. There’s no shame to his game. The other a bit more reserved not openly forcing his crap on those who are not gay. And truthfully … sometimes they amuse me giving me a good hard laugh.

It’s only been recently that I started speaking to fags(realizing this is not politcally correct, it’s just hard for me to think of it any other way, forced to see in day in and day out, with no pussy play at all, it would be easier to swollow if we got to see two chicks going at it, or the real deal, a man and a woman, but no, we get the fags) at all. And the only reason being, I’ve been in prison so long that nothing hardly shocks me any more. If grown men want to gobble up wienies and take it up the ying-yang, then so be it. Just so long as they don’t do it openly in front of me. Because regardless of how many years I’ve already served, I still like girls and always will. I could literally have a LIFE sentence and I’d spank my monkey until the day I died before allowing another man to eat me up. Some guys say they’re not fags when they let a prison punk suck their dick. But to me, no matter whether you pitch or you catch, you’re still playing ball! Just thought I’d give normal everyday folks a little insight as to what sometimes goes on in these places. Hope I didn’t offend you with my choice of words. Just keeping it real. As I remain … the one and only totally straight heterosexual convict…..

I’m Tripper!

Better normal sex life having days!