Written by Al Bore    Saturday, 23 May 2009 21:16 On April 17th 2009, I formally requested that the Obama Administration join the Go Blue! push and repeal the laws of physics that demand that a lighter vehicle will be unsafe in a crash with a heavier vehicle. It is now my pleasure to announce that President Obama has delivered far above and beyond my wildest dreams. While Obama did not repeal these laws, he took the spirit of my request one step further in su... Read Full Story

Written by Al Bore    Saturday, 23 May 2009 21:16 On April 17th 2009, I formally requested that the Obama Administration join the Go Blue! push and repeal the laws of physics that demand that a lighter vehicle will be unsafe in a crash with a heavier vehicle. It is now my pleasure to announce that President Obama has delivered far above and beyond my wildest dreams. While Obama did not repeal these laws, he took the spirit of my request one step further in su... Read Full Story

Written by Al Bore    Friday, 17 April 2009 22:46 As our regular readers know, Stop Breathing Now!!! is no fan of the green movement. Their ideas, while a step in the right direction, stop far short of meaningful change. We have continually stressed that reducing carbon output has much less meaningful change than stopping it all together. Yet our most noble efforts to convince people to Go Blue! have fallen far short of the levels we have hoped for. That is w... Read Full Story

As our regular readers know, Stop Breathing Now!!! is no fan of the green movement. Their ideas, while a step in the right direction, stop far short of meaningful change. We have continually stressed that reducing carbon output has much less meaningful change than stopping it all together. Yet our most noble efforts to convince people to Go Blue! have fallen far short of the levels we have hoped for. That is why I, Al Bore, am now appealing to President Barack Obama and the Green Movement to... Read Full Story

We here at Stop Breathing Now!!! have been warning of global warming for some time, and now we have begun to chronicle nature as it fights back against man who simply refuses to do the right thing and Go Blue! The fight started with one brave horned owl who decided he had had enough. It has now grown to include the oceans, Ice, and Canadian Geese. Even kind, loving, and gentle Mother Earth herself has joined the fight by declaring war against those who wish to continue to pump carbon dioxide ... Read Full Story

We here at Stop Breathing Now!!! have been warning of global warming for some time, and now we have begun to chronicle nature as it fights back against man who simply refuses to do the right thing and Go Blue! The fight started with one brave horned owl who decided he had had enough. It has now grown to include the oceans, Ice, and Canadian Geese. Even kind, loving, and gentle Mother Earth herself has joined the fight by declaring war against those who wish to continue to pump carbon dioxide... Read Full Story

A bird in Maine has decided not to sit by idly and take all of this global warming man is throwing his way. He is now fighting back, attacking cross country skiers. Realizing his winters are being shortened and hence, his opportunity to attack these outdoor enthusiasts are also diminishing, the Great Horned Owl has kicked his efforts into high gear. Read Full Story

A bird in Maine has decided not to sit by idly and take all of this global warming man is throwing his way. He is now fighting back, attacking cross country skiers. Realizing his winters are being shortened and hence, his opportunity to attack these outdoor enthusiasts are also diminishing, the Great Horned Owl has kicked his efforts into high gear. Jim Allen, one of the polluters targeted by the bird, described the attack. "I've got my headlamp on, and all of a sudden, I felt a whack in the... Read Full Story

Being as I was in Maryland on inauguration day, I was asked by a friend if I would be attending the ceremonies. My answer was that I wouldn’t be caught dead there. The reason for this is, like the President or not, the inauguration is a solemn and reverent occasion that should be treated with an air of respect and dignity, and I would have been unable to bring that attitude with me. Unfortunately, not all who attended the inauguration seemed to grasp this concept. Yet it was not members... Read Full Story

Click The Pic to Listen Live! The inauguration is complete, and Obama’s speech showed just how clueless he really is. But what is with all of these Lincoln comparisons? I get to the bottom of it tonight. Where’s the fire, people? Slow down and enjoy the show. Coming to you live from the new and improved Mellow Yellow, it’s a whole new highly anticipated episode of The Axis of Stevil show. And of course, as always, I will judge another book by its cover. Stream It Here Or Cl... Read Full Story