As you may have heard from Mopsy, I have been grounded by The Body. I discovered how to make cell phone calls from The Body’s phone. It’s an imprecise thing, breasts making phone calls. As often happens, I misdialed and ended up having a sparkling conversation with a woman named Carmelita on Grand Cayman Island. Ends up Carmelita lives near the Boatswain’s Beach Cayman Turtle Farm. She has a deep love for the turtles, she told me. As I was speaking with Carmelita, Mopsy nudg... Read Full Story

The heat pump in our house has been acting up for months now. During summer, The Body thought the air conditioner was low on freon. Simple refill needed, but then winter rolled around and the heat seemed to be working well. We all thought we were out of the woods. That is until yesterday. It’s been cold outside anyway, but inside it’s been downright nipply. It’s been uncomfortable, to say the least. Since The Body has had so much on her plate lately and tends to procrastinat... Read Full Story

Our True Loves were ecstatic about the gifts we sent them for Valentine’s Day. And with our very own money too! Well, mostly our own money. The Body had to help out a little bit [but not much]. We were very surprised when the UPS man came to deliver two packages. One for Flopsy and the other for me. The packages were from our True Loves! My heart melted to think that she thought highly enough of me to pay a man in brown shorts to knock on my front door… And it was raining! Sigh... Read Full Story

Wikizines are interactive magazines that anyone can create or edit - and this one is called "Flopsy and Mopsy Worlds Most Incredible Breasts and Adventures". Here you can find fresh voices and respond in real time. Some members write articles about recent news and trends related to the wikizine's topic, others recount relevant personal stories or share their favorite pictures and video clips. Got an interesting idea or story to share with other members of this wikizine? Well, ... Read Full Story

As you know, Mopsy and I now have a job (this blog) and get paid $5 from The Body per post that we do. We opened our own checking account and are all set up to treat our True Loves to a wonderful, romantic, sexy Valentine’s Day with our own money!!! The other day our Visa Check Card came and I am so excited to use it for the first time. I may scream, “Chhhhaaaaarrrrggge!” at the top of my lungs with gusto. So far we have $35. It’s not as much as we hoped, but it feels ... Read Full Story

I am so proud today! Our checks from our newly opened bank account arrived and they are fabulous. I talked Mopsy and The Body into letting Mopsy and I have pink breast cancer checks. Nice touch, I thought. Mopsy wanted Einstein checks, but I ask you… who wants a guy with freaky hair on their checks? That’s so passe. Now that our checks have arrived, Mopsy and I are thinking about what to get our True Loves in California for Valentine’s Day. It’s the first time that we,... Read Full Story

Do I have to say it again? I ain’t lactating, dammit! Mopsy here. Yes, when I get really, really angry, I say ain’t. And right now, I am hopping mad. Truly. Once again, due to Flopsy’s foibles, I am forced into a situation because The Body can’t treat us as individuals. It’s insulting. Flopsy has been missing her one True Love so much that all she can do these days is cry, cry, cry and heave a sob, then cry some more. It got so bad that The Body was getting a lit... Read Full Story

The other day Mopsy and I received a very painful letter from an avid reader of our blog. She said that she feels inadequate compared to Mopsy and I because we are double Ds and she is a B cup on a good day… And perhaps with a little tissue paper… Or a gym sock… Or two… This made me very sad. I am a firm supporter of breast equality. I think all breasts are beautiful. Well, except that model Mary Segovia, and bless her. It was a tragic mistake to have that surgery. For... Read Full Story

Mopsy and I went on strike. We were really frustrated with The Body. As you know, she promised to take us to the bank to open our own account last week. Though we drove past many banks, we never stopped. She said there was not enough time, and since she cannot drive due to the ankle surgery and recovery, we all have to rely on other people to drive us everywhere. Mopsy and I tried pouting, whining, pleading and ended the week twiddling our nipples in anticipation. We decided the only way to s... Read Full Story

Flopsy and I are so excited! The other day we were discussing how to get a job and what two breasts could do for a living that did not entail being arrested. How do you handcuff a breast anyway? At that point in our discussion, The Body pulled us up by the bra straps and said she thought this blog was like a job for us. The Body is now our employer and we are getting paid $5 per blog post from her. Secretly I think she wants to keep us under her thumb and doesn’t want to see us out in t... Read Full Story