courtesy of Sports IllustratedTo our American fans of HotNonPorn, Happy July 4th! Enjoy the fireworks, kick ass like George Washington and enjoy the wild passions that Jessica Gomes generates. More after the jump... Much like Victoria Vannucci, Jessica Gomes has been one of our staple hotties here at HotNonPorn.com. If you liked this July 4th feature, then I'm sure you'll enjoy our Jessica Gomes archives :Can a Brother Get a Lap Dance?2008 SI Swimsuit gallery and photoshootCyon Bikini P... Read Full Story
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."- Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) to Captain Renault (Claude Rains) in Casablanca (1942)I'm not going to spoil the movie for you, but the quote above is the final line from the timeless classic Casablanca.The words speak for themselves, and who knows what really happened between Rick and Renault after what was said, but I think there could be a parallel between Yao Ming - he of the injury-plagued career - and his team, the Houston... Read Full Story
Although it's probably nothing more than coincidence, I find it quite amusing that Ron Artest is set to sign with the Lakers and that Trevor Ariza has verbally committed to the Rockets.Artest and Ariza aren't bit players whose movements don't make an impact, but key cogs in their respective former teams' playoff runs. Artest was a starter at the two for Houston; Ariza started at small forward for LA and was a major reason Showtime won another title.I find what has happened to be reminiscent ... Read Full Story
courtesy of PaparazziMaribel Fernandez, the Argentine TV personality, is one of the most provocative ladies to grace the pages of HotNonPorn.com. The juicy ass and show-stopping camel toe of Maribel was enough to inspire the title of a piece, aptly named "Sexy Piece of Ass", about the definitive end to Urijah Faber's WEC featherweight title reign.It's only fitting that Maribel gets a piece dedicated to her beauty : P.S. For more steamy Argentine babes, check out Victoria Vannucci and Clau... Read Full Story
I know, I know. I've been milking Victoria Vannucci's tits like a Swiss farmer milks his cows to make premium cheese. But it looks like this will be the last Vannucci post for a while, because all the best stuff has been milked already.This final Vicky masterpiece, which is about as final as a boxer's retirement, features photos from an old Revista H interview, and they are as NSFW as it gets. Vicky is naked, wet and dare I say, wild.I originally planned to leave out the photos that show fl... Read Full Story
courtesy of IGN.comTo use a Street Fighter analogy, the cornerback in (American) football and goalkeeper in soccer (called football in the rest of the world) are the Sagats of their games.If the end zone or goal is the M. Bison, then the cornerback or goalie is the henchman, the ultimate gatekeeper in a defense whose obvious goal is to prevent scores.In the Adidas ad campaign Futbol Meets Football, Reggie Bush and David Beckham have some fun trying to learn each others' forms of the game with... Read Full Story
Darnell Goodman | Len Bias | Vega | Griffin, Rubio and Jennings | DJ ShadowIs your soul butt naked?courtesy of Global Sports FraternityDarnell Goodman is the former Heisman-winning wide receiver who could've become the next Jerry Rice. Goodman runs a 4.3 40-yard dash and has more talent than Terrell Owens, Randy Moss or Chad Ochocinco.Darnell Goodman is the skirt-chasing, blunt-smoking, XBox-playing, unmotivated locker room distraction. Excepting cases like Len Bias', Goodman represents the... Read Full Story
If Ricky Rubio is an NBA prospect,Then Jarah Mariano would makeA good one for the Lingerie Football League.While no means an authoritative guide, the following 20 commentaries from HotNonPorn.com will surely enhance your 2009 NBA Draft experience :1. Groupies that keep you up all night2. Is Rubio vs. Jennings the next Isiah vs. Stockton?3. Can a Brother Get a Lap Dance?4. It sucks to get your ass kicked5. Famous 2009 NBA Draft Entrants - Initial Assessment 6. You can have Ty Lawson7. Four no... Read Full Story
from Mortal KombatIn the evening of Thursday June 25, 60 young basketball players will be initiated into the highly exclusive basketball fraternity known around the world as the National Basketball Association. Players and their families, friends and business associates will be celebrating.So will the groupies, hangers on and leeches and whoever is determinted to make a quick buck or 15 minutes of fame off of those potential millionaires.That's not to say that the players - when many inevitab... Read Full Story
courtesy of Sports IllustratedIn the realm of HotNonPorn, Jarah Mariano represents sensuality : To experience other elements in the realm of HotNonPorn, check out our latest works of art :1. Groupies that keep you up all night (Reality)2. Controlling Destiny (Spirituality)3. Is Rubio vs. Jennings the next Isiah vs. Stockton? (Sensationalism)
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