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Fact: The police cannot find you if you have handy camouflage in our backpack.
Fact: You should be a little nicer.
Fact: that second shot was a bad idea.
Fact: somewhere, someone would appreciate this ridiculousness.
Fact: searchlights are at the wrong angle to illuminate the right sorts of canal banks when you’re under the tamarisk.
Fact: I should be a better person.
Fact: Some day I may be.
Fact: I hate police.
fact: Lazy, fat, fucking pieces of crew cutted shit.
Fact: Used to be one.
Fact: Got home with minor bruising covered in mud.
Fact: The moon was beautiful.
But you know this.
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