At a new themed restaraunt in Taiwan, patrons sit on toilets for seats and eat food off covered sinks and bathtubs. The food is served in a mini-toilet bowls and drinks are served in mini-porta potties. To finish the atmosphere, toilet paper is provided in the place of napkins. "This isn't new. We've been doing that for years," said Jack in the Box. Read Full Story

Maxi Mounds, a Florida stripper, has set a record for the world’s largest augmented breast in the Guinness Book of World Records. She tipped the scales having a 36MM cup size with each breast weighing 20 lbs. She said the only bad thing is she had to cut holes in her matress just to sleep on her stomach. Her children are easily recognizeable now. Not because their mom is famous, but because they are the only kids in school with stretch marks around their mouths. Read Full Story

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton met in Washington DC last night to discuss campaign issues. The only thing they actually argued about was who had to leave the meeting early to take John McCain to his Bingo Night at the YMCA. Read Full Story

The nation's unemployment rate jumped to 5.5% in May as employers cut 49,000 jobs. This was the biggest monthly increase since 1986. Final numbers indicate the majority of these lost jobs are due to the Clinton campaign. Read Full Story

Police reported thieves stole an 8-foot statue of Jesus off a crucifix at a Detroit church yesterday, possibly to sell some of the copper as scrap. When word got out in the community that the Messiah was missing, people said, "No he's not, he just won the Democratic Nomination for President." Read Full Story

The luxurious lifestyle of a convict in Brazil has come to an abrupt end after police confiscated a plasma TV set, gym equipment, two pistols and cash worth $173,000 from his cell. "Well, I don't see the problem. That guy is a hero," said Wesley Snipes. Read Full Story

A Texas man was jailed for three years after he faked his own death in 1987 to escape his creditors and claim $243,600 in insurance money. In a related story, charges were dropped against Larry King seeing he actually HAS BEEN dead since 1987. Read Full Story

Jane Clark, a Fox News employee, has sued the station over what she called, "Emotional distress due to a continuous and ongoing biting bedbug problem at work." Charges were later dropped once it was discovered the bedbugs were actually Bill O'Reilly and Karl Rove. Read Full Story

World leaders gathered in Italy this week for very important talks. Before the meeting, they dined on cheese mousse, parmesan risotto and lemon mousse with raspberry sauce, puff pastries with corn and mozzarella, pasta with pumpkin and shrimp, and rolls of thinly sliced veal accompanied by a chilled white wine. What's the irony of all this you ask....the meeting was to discuss world hunger. WTF! Read Full Story

The Wall Street Journal reports that Ed McMahon is $644,000 in arrears on his $4.8 million home in Beverly Hills, and now faces forclosure. McMahon said he found out when he received a letter in the mail from "The Publisher's Clear-Out-Your-House Sweepstakes." Read Full Story