Netflix Player makes dating even harder


So Netflix have expanded their opportunities by proposing Netflix player, an on-demand video streaming device that works with their own popular movie rental service. Big deal! So I can download thousands of movies from the click of a button. How does this help me!
My number one tool when I ask girls on a date has always been going to the movies, now Netflix has gone and ruined my game!
"Hey... You wanna go to the movies later?"
"Well I'd love to but I'm going to watch any movie I want on my Netfilx player tonight ALONE!"
Great. I guess I'll have to go solo to see Indiana Jones kick some arse this time.... I'll be the only one in the theater strutting my cool new Indiana Jones t-shirt.
I used to have all these great t-shirts I'd wear for a night out at the movies to show off my celebrity credentials and movie knowledge. Like my Gort - The day the earth stood still" t-shirt. You all know Gort!? Ok... So am I alone on this one?
Ahh the good times.... The good times when going to see "Gort - The day the earth stood still" made sense to people,when Pulp Fiction was considered a chick flick, or when clockwork orange had some meaning! Now, we're ever so bound to watching the idiot box when we could be showing off our movie skills to some cute girls we just met at the gum ball machine. I'll still make my own movie t-shirts, as long as our designers keep reeling up the footage!
I blame Netflix.


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