New Job!
Well, I was successfully able to land a new driving job. Not that I really care to drive a big rig across the country, but hey, whatever pays the bills, right?
I will now be hauling countertops. Yes. Counter tops.
You know, those things in your kitchen that hold your sink up?
Should be an interesting new job. Sure beats dealing with poison gasses in the oilfield.
No H2S in countertops. I can’t figure out if that’s supposed to be one word or two…
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