The dbf found this hilarious hence the photo. Seriously, only men dig this kinda jokes.Now someone please tell me whats the difference between a butter and its whipped kin? Read Full Story

I'm not sure if this is how Mother Nature is suppose to work. I spotted this pumpkin getting bloated up and being injected with green dye. I'm assuming its suppose to go orange at some stage. And no I'm not insane enough to visit the Hamilton Garden everyday to check if its about time it happened.PS: Thank you dbf for reminding me its a pumpkin. Read Full Story

Between dbf and I, I'll be honest- I suck at directions. I've been told off countless of times because I couldn't read the map and that I'm never sure of where I'm leading us. Yeah the dbf is mean.This is me being left stranded on a big green lizard by dbf because he's dreading that I'll get us lost at Auckland zoo. Read Full Story

Summer in NZ was fun while it lasted (I know those of you in NZ and possibly Australia are now rambling on about the crappy weather). Here is friend Emily and I at a beach off Whangamata (I cant remember which. We had trouble deciding between the few that were around and haphazardly settled for one).AHHHHHH...blue skies, warmth from the sun and the sound of ocean.*dodges a snowball* Read Full Story

Now that I'm off traveling, I kinda miss the times when dbf was around. We made our last trip to Taupo to jump off a ledge- after which I vowed never to do any other form of adventure sport ever again. Read Full Story

I know. Its about time I created that GE tag (see here and here). What on earth happened to this citrus???!!!! Read Full Story

I was given free tickets to go watch a FIFA match (whooppeee! we all like free stuff!) so there I was, sitting and watching these guys play.When the game ended, the champion players from Japan walked right up to the audience and started waving. It was only then that I started noticing how cute they were and then I went OH HOLY COW THEY'RE GIRLS.Shame. Read Full Story

Here I am, just another day over at a friend's chilling with Oprah and having complimentary chips from the host.I was at a birthday party.I came to learn that there's such a thing as "Islander time" - where "stated time of event" and "actual time of event" will contradict by a good three hours or so. Read Full Story

I was squatting with a few Kiwis (not the bird, I meant the people) and found this bottle round the back of their house. I have to admit, being a clean freak, I was playing the usual "Gosh man these people should learn how to drink AND pick up after themselves" script in my head until I stopped to notice what the kids these days were drinking.I really do appreciate their humour. Thanks ex-flatties. THANKS. Read Full Story

Okay so I'm feeling old and wise (and undoubtedly wrinkly came to my mind). I think its about that time in life where I feel that I've achieved a significant amount of experience to differentiate between stupidity, ignorance and utter foolishness.I think its about that time where I am able to purely kick myself in the ass (pardon my language) for being idiotic at my age. I should be lucky I guess. Some people don't get this feeling until they're 40 and having a mid-life crisis. Read Full Story