Joke-Shooting The Wrong BearShooting the Wrong Bear A guy, out hunting in Alaska, accidentally shoots a polar bear. Realizing his mistake, he reports the incident to the local ranger. A week later, he gets a letter in the mail, telling him that he is being taken to court by the park service. Arriving at court, he explains to the judge what happened, and the judge comes to a decision. “As you didn’t kill this protected species intentionally, I don’t intend to send you to prison”, the judge... Read Full Story
If you are trying to get a new job and you are fed up of receiving rejection letters in return for your applications, then try sending this reply to your next rejection:
Dear <Interviewer's name>,
Thank you for your letter of <date>. After very careful consideration,
I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer
me the position of <job title> in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters... Read Full Story
An old man lived alone in Swansea . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but he was feeling his age and it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him with the allotment, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty unhappy, as it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up my allotment. I know if you... Read Full Story
Wikizines are interactive magazines that anyone can create or edit - and this one is called "rogue laughter". Here you can find fresh voices and respond in real time. Some members write articles about recent news and trends related to the wikizine's topic, others recount relevant personal stories or share their favorite pictures and video clips. Got an interesting idea or story to share with other members of this wikizine? Well, then put on your journalist's cap and add your own article... Read Full Story
An elderly lady gets pulled over for speeding. The Police officer gets out of his car and approaches her window.
She winds down her window, “Is there a problem, Officer?”
“Yes, ma’am, you were exceeding the speed limit.”
“Oh, I see.” she replies dismayed.
“Can I see your license please?” asks the officer.
She replies “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”
“Don’t have one?” he queries, sounding a little surprised.
The woman continues, “Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.”
“I see…Can I... Read Full Story
