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TV Commercials Are Great Funny Videos

Fri, 26 Jul 2008 14:00:00 GMT

posted by badcompany77
My Favourite Funny Video Is The Pepsi One.

Sometimes when I am watching television I think that the commercials are more funny than the actual TV programs. I found this little compilation of funny videos on youtube and I must admit they were really funny funny videos. I liked the first one which was a Pepsi ad, pure class, anyways enjoy the funny videos.

So which one did you like the best, leave a comment and let me know.

The Magic Iphone Bug Trick

Tue, 23 Jul 2008 11:09:00 GMT

posted by badcompany77
Jeeez That IPhone Bug Magic Trick Is Gross.

It's lunchtime and after looking at that bug magic trick I had to look in my sandwich, tis no joke when you are a big girl and are afraid of bugs. Anyways gotta say that magic trick video was a touch of class and I would love to have that in work to hear all those girls scream, I know I am a rotten pig but hey ya gotta frighten those poor office girls. Anyways enjoy the Iphone magic trick and see what you think of it.

Well whatta ya think, leave a comment and let me know. Twil return with a few more IPhone magic tricks as they are kinda cool, doncha think ?

Really Funny Parrot Joke Today

Sun, 21 Jul 2008 13:09:00 GMT

posted by badcompany77
Funny Parrot Joke.

Well I am again giving you all a break from the funny videos and have today brought you a funny joke, well I think it's a funny joke, you decide.

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot."What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only £20.""Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks."Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity".

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broadminded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at thewoman. "F! .... me, a new brothel and a new madam".

"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman trying not to laugh.A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home."Un f...king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes," complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home."In f==king in-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients ....

How ya doin', Dave?

"Silence......

Cheating Husband Funny Joke

Sat, 20 Jul 2008 20:23:00 GMT

posted by badcompany77
Sexy Young Australian Girl Joke.

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away !' (I think she's Australian)
And the husband replied 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine,go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days !
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
And well honey what could I say ?................I love a joke like this and that's why I decided to share it with you. Twil be back with a good funny joke tomorrow or maybe another funny joke or who knows I may just surprise you with some funny photos. Let me know which you prefer by leaving a comment.

Wayne Rooneys Marriage At 5 Million Is a Disgrace

Thu, 13 Jun 2008 18:36:00 GMT

posted by badcompany77
One Wedding Could Have Fed 5 Million People for a Month.

I was in my local chip shop the other night and noticed some photos on the wall. It was a villiage in Ethiopia showing starving children and a notice thanking the customers for raising £4,100. One poster had a young boy and a note saying " Feed this child for only £1.48 a week". It turned out the guy that owns the chippy flys out there every year to help them and donate money and to be honest it made me think how lucky I am.
Then I open the Daily Star and read that Wayne Rooney spent £400,000 just so Westlife could be at his Wedding, jeeez like ya gotta keep Coleen McLoughlin happy, certainly beats an Ipod. The guests are gonna be flown to Italy in none other than private jets and hey guys and gals let's jump on this luxury yacht. And let's not forget the champagne breakfasts.
The bill for the jet is £200,000 and if you are a guest at the event of the year then you have just had £10,000 spent on you so don't forget to say thanks when you meet them. Oh Coleen yer ring looks lovely, bet you didn't buy that in Argos, jeeez it cost ya £100,000, deff beats yer cheap £25,000 engagement ring. Oh where to go for their honeymoon, a dirty weekend maybe in Blackpool, try a £24,000 a night mansion on Richard Bransons Necker Island, they won't be in a pickle.
The Wag herself has found one stunning wedding dress and guess who much that was, a whopping £100,000 hand stiched Marchesa gown, I just hope nobody spills red wine on it. I do hope the poor bridesmaids don't get stuck with some cheap £10,000 dresses, would be a real shame to make them look cheap.
I heard rumor that £250,000 was spent on Wayne Rooneys stag do and all I know is I wish I had have listened to my old Gran who spotted my soccer skills at an early age. "You will be a famous footballer one day" my old Gran shouted as I played for my local team. Alas when I reached 16 I fell by the wayside due to heavy consumption of booze and well those females took my mind of soccer and ruined my career. Jeeez I could have been famous and had a sexy wag on my arm.
But 5 Million pounds for a Wedding whilst you can feed some poor kid for just £1.48 a week, kinda makes you wonder if the world is going mad. Bit like Real Madrid offering Ronaldo £300,000 a week just to play football. "Oh Gran" if only I had have listened to you, all those drunken nights and wild women, oh well twas fun at the time. Read my rantings tomorrow when I decide what other celebrity to slag off !