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Tottenham Hotspur Coach Juande Ramos Insists His Players Stay On A Fart Inducing Diet

Tue, 12 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT

posted by carnitas
Tottenham Hotspur players have been complaining about a newfound stench in the club house. Is it the pestulence of victory? No. It's actually the methane release of Tottenham Hotspur players who are coping with coach Juande Ramos' strict diet.

Spurs boss Juande Ramos insists upon a diet which involves no sauces, no fruit juice, no sugar, plenty of exercise - and plenty of time on the toilet. You could say it's his trump card.

And despite the club being able to sniff the sweet smell of success in the Carling Cup recently, according to World Soccer magazine, Spurs stars are complaining of the stink caused by the flatulence that has resulted from manager Ramos' insistence on the players' healthy eating.

We don't know about you, but when we're hitting the weights at our local YMCA, weight-lifters flatulence is totally normal. Maybe this is exactly what Tottenham needs to break the spell of mediocrity. Just let the fans know there's going to be an extra sweet smell of victory after every win. Ramos' food revolution stinks, complain Spurs players [Daily Mail] Image [Stuff NZ]

Spurs close to 4.5m rated midfielder deal!

Wed, 4 Sep 2008 01:54:57 GMT

posted by vivek231
This source claims that this out of favour Tottenham star may well be about to leave for Birmingham on loan with a view to a permanent deal.Don't forget to check out Online Football Manager!Out of favour Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Kevin Prince Boateng, is being lined up by Championship side Birmingham ...

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Cup-tied Pavlyuchenko to finalise Spurs move

Wed, 28 Aug 2008 09:54:30 GMT

posted by vivek231
Roman Pavlyuchenko is expected to travel to London for a medical and to finalise terms. Photograph: Alex Livesey/Getty Tottenham Hotspur hope to conclude the £12m purchase of Roman Pavlyuchenko fro...

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Tottenham Hotspur: The most frustrating football team to watch in the world

Wed, 27 Dec 2007 19:55:35 GMT

posted by kevinboatang

Even Hitler thought as much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FVeMcgJs-U

It takes a lot to empathise with arguably the most sadistic, psychopathic evil mass killing maniac politician of all time. But watching this footage made me realise there was a common ground to be had with Hitler after all.

The ultimate question remains: Why can’t we ever beat the fucking scum?

It is a question I asked myself after Saturday’s disastrous derby with Arsenal. Spurs just can’t seem to beat them. And it is bloody annoying.

In fact, annoying can’t sum it up. Especially seeing as Keane was provided with the chance to go 2-1 up with a penalty, and he did what he never does - miss.

I really do hate the scum and Spurs deserve to do better. But watching the YouTube skit after the match did, to be fair, make me laugh.

There are some consolations I suppose. Bon appetite, Mein Fuhrer!

Spurs swoop for reserve goalkeeper Cesar Sanchez

Tue, 13 Aug 2008 10:54:38 GMT

posted by vivek231
Cesar Sanchez will be plying his trade at White Hart Lane this season. Photograph: Denis Doyle/Getty Images Tottenham Hotspur have signed veteran Spanish goalkeeper Cesar Sanchez from Real Zaragoza....

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