Have you ever found yourself enjoying a soda and some chips and thought, "What the hell am I doing wasting time and energy chewing? Wouldn't life be a lot better if I could just drink these Doritos?" Probably not, because no sane person in the history of the world has ever thought that. Nonetheless, corporate food giants Pepsico and Frito-Lay recently dared to dream and came up with Dewitos. But stunt food has been a staple of food marketing for a long time now, and in honor of Dewitos, the new gold standard of disgusting, it's time we look back at some of the most unsettling creations to ever hit the open market.