Amanda Bynes Says She's Suing Everyone, Becoming a Rapper

Amanda Bynes has had a rough week. She threatened to sue InTouch magazine, was arrested after allegedly tossing a bong out her window, accused a police officer of sexually harassing her, and started a random Twitter feud with Rihanna. Now, the former Nickelodeon star has decided to pursue a music career.

During one of her increasingly frequent Twitter rants on Monday, Bynes officially denied all drug charges and went on to say: "Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I'm getting in shape and getting a nose job! I'm looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!"

Before she embarks on her quest to become the greatest female emcee ever, she plans to sue the cops for illegally entering her apartment and lying about the drugs. She also says she'll take legal recourse for "being put into a mental hospital against my will, then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am.”

The world definitely needs to hear about Amanda's tough life of lawsuits, bongs, weed, sexual harassment, facials and the benefits of a healthy workout routine — all in the form of a rap album. It's the least she could do for us.

(Photo from Twitter)