Battle of the Fictional TV Bands

On South Park, Cartman discovers that the secret to Christian rock to is to take a love song and replace the word "baby" with "Jesus." Voila! In a few short days he, Butter, and Token have sold a million copies of their hit album. Too bad the Contemporary Christian Music Association only gives out gold, frankincense and myrrh-plated albums, thus preventing Cartman from winning a bet by earning a platinum record.