7. Crucifictorious, 'Friday Night Lights'
Nice guy and part-time town murderer Landry Clarke (Jesse Plemons) formed a Christian death metal band alongside his virgin drummer pal and lesbian bassist Devin. It's impossible to find clips of the band online, so like Friday Night Lights itself, Crucifictorious will have to live on only in our memories. Fun fact: In real life Plemons plays harmonica and guitar in a folk-rock group called Cowboy and Indian that has performed at SXSW.