2. The Worthless Peons, 'Scrubs'
The Worthless Peons were a barbershop a capella quartet composed of Sacred Heart staff members Ted, Randall, Crispin, and Roy. It is written in the band code that they must stay within earshot at all times in case they need to practice. Their claim to fame was being paid $8 to sing at Carla and Turk's wedding (they ended up scoring another gig at the reception and were paid an additional $16).