Paris and Benji Have Something in Common

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden leave the George restaurant in London, after a romantic dinner, London, UK. (Photo by Flynet Pictures)
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden strike me as an odd couple.  They've been together for several months now, since his breakup with Australian model Sophie Monk, and they seem pretty happy together on all nauseating accounts.  She wears a ring encrusted with his initials, as he does hers.

I suspected before that perhaps Paris enjoyed Benji's company because she liked being with someone who could never out-pretty her.  He's no oil painting, and he makes her look like the statuesque beauty she wants to convince us she is.

But there's more to it.  Benji and Paris are star-crossed lovers because they share a bond so strong it will continue to weather the trials of celebrity.  They share the wonk.

Ying and Yang.  Their respective wonky eyes provide the balance all tender and loving relationships require.  Congrats to Paris and Benji for finding their souls' complements.  And Paris, I love your dress.

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  • Benji Madden in Paris Hilton And Benji Madden Out At The Abbey
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