Good Job, World: There's A 25-Foot Semi-Naked Jeff Goldblum Statue Chilling In London
Jeff Goldblum always finds a way.
Aside from the dinosaurs and "Spared no expense!", there are two things I will always cherish about Jurassic Park: Jeff Goldblum and semi-naked Jeff Goldblum lying out all casually injured. Ian Malcolm may have scraped a leg, but he never lost his spirt.
So it was to my delight when I came across photos of — you guessed it — a semi-naked Jeff Goldblum lying out all casually (and sexily?) injured... In giant statue form.. On a lawn in London... Behold, my friends, a 25-foot, 330-pound statue of Jeff Goldblum in honor of Jurassic Park's 25th anniversary.
What have we done to deserve such a gift?
According to reports, the statue was commissioned by streaming service NowTV, and unveiled on Wednesday at Potters Field in front of London's Tower Bridge. What Steven Spielberg's iconic dino film or the actor have to do with London is a mystery to me, but I'm not complaining.
Giant Trump flying in the sky and now this. The world keeps getting crazier.
