Don't get mad, get even. It's a lesson from The First Wive's Club that Brandi Glanville took to heart after being two-timed by her now ex-husband Eddie Cibrian.
The two split in 2009 after Cibrian left Glanville for Leann Rimes, following a string of other affairs. It was a bitter divorce, but in her new book Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, the Real Housewife of Beverly Hills recounts the tumultuous period of her life with a sense of humor, especially the ways in which she sought revenge.
Glanville hit Cibrian where it hurt, in the pocketbook. Her first purchase: vaginal rejuvenation surgery, of course. "I decided that since Eddie ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one," writes Glanville. "This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie's credit card number. ... A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina."
Point to Glanville.
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