A Roundup of All the Kardashian Drama This Week: May 17, 2014

Getty ImagesSince it's the weekend, and weekends are meant for guilty pleasures, here's your weekly dose of Kardashian drama.

Wedding Bells Everywhere
In true KimYe fashion, it looks like their big day is going to be more like a big weekend (at least). Now sources close to the couple are saying that wedding festivities will go down in both Paris and Italy — and that's just the beginning. Supposedly the couple, and their closest rich friends and family members will be gallivanting all around Europe next weekend with stops at Versailles and a Renaissance fortress in Florence. It's unclear where they will actually become man and wife, but just know it's going to be over-the-top no matter where they say "I do."

Feeling Blue
Kylie Jenner has been experimenting with her hair color as of late and has settled on a blue hue, which she loves, according to her colorist. "Punk is the new pretty and pretty is the new punk."Andy Lecompte Salon colorist Daniel Moon told E! News. She was "asking for either a green or blue color. I created a custom green and blue palette she liked using Pravana Vivids hair color," he explained.

Another Day, Another Crazy Rumor
Have you heard the one about Cher and Bruce Jenner getting cozy? This is the latest wacky rumor about the reality TV dad. “Cher has been a real confidante to Bruce about his marital problems with Kris,” a very reliable insider told In Touch magazine. Apparently these two have actually been pals for decades but now are in contact "nonstop." Hmm.

Kim Avoids Konflict
What do you do when you have to sit next to someone you despise at a big event? Well, when you're Kim Kardashian, you get moved. Apparently the star requested to be seated away from Joan Rivers at the NBC Upfronts this week because the fashion critic has made fun of the Kardashians on numerous occasions. "Khloe and Kim were seated next to Joan Rivers, but they had them move her," a source told Us Weekly. It's hard to blame the sisters, especially after the 80-year-old called North "ugly."

Too Cute
Kim was in full-on Flashback Friday mode on Instagram this week. She posted various shots of her sisters, including this gem:

She wrote with it: #fbf sisters with style! "#EvilKourtneyCutMyBangs#EvilMomDressedUsLikeThis"

Well That Was Awkward
Things got uncomfortable at a club Tuesday night when Khloe Kardashian and new beau French Montana were inside while Lamar Odom got rejected from the venue. TMZ reports that he "stood there for a few minutes and left in defeat." Yikes.

Her Butt is Real
In case you were wondering if Khloe Kardashian's butt is real, she's setting the record straight: It's all natural. After posting a curvy shot on Instagram, she tweeted to the haters: "Sorry 2disappoint.... I've always had an ass. I know its more fun 2believe its not real, kind of a compliment since I kill myself in the gym." Take that.

Here's the shot in question:

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