Chris Hemsworth's 3-Year-Old Daughter Says She 'Wants a Penis,' Hilarity Ensues

We love Hemsworth's response to this classic toddler conundrum.

Chris Hemsworth's 4-Year-Old Daughter Says She 'Wants a Penis,' Hilarity Ensues
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Let Chris Hemsworth be the first to tell you: You can be whatever you want in this life.

On Monday, the 32-year-old Australian (otherwise known as the hunkasaurus from Down Under) shared a very funny anecdote involving his daughter India and one very absent penis.

During an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Hemsworth said the 3-year-old had recently come to him with a burning question: How do I get one of those?

Chris Hemsworth's 3-Year-Old Daughter Says She 'Wants a Penis,' Hilarity Ensues

"Siblings kind of have their moments," he explained. "My daughter is kind of envious of my boys at the moment. She came to me the other day, and she was like, 'You know, papa, I want one of those things that [younger twin brothers] Sasha and Tristan have.' I'm like, 'What do you mean?'"

But India was happy to clarify:

"She was like, 'You know, the things in between the legs that you have.' I was like 'Oh, um. Well, you see, girls...' and then my brain's like, 'How do we handle this?'"

Eventually, The Huntsman: Winter's War star attempted to assuage little India's concerns by informing her of the existence of breasts. That promise, however, did not satisfy.

"I don't want breasts," she protested. "I want a penis!"

So, as only wonderful parents do, Hemsworth reassured his toddler:

"You know what? he said, "You can be whatever you want to be." Thus concluding what may be our favorite Hemsworth anecdote to date.

See the full explanation below.

The Huntsman: Winter's War hits theaters April 22.

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