Charlie Sheen is Getting Married for the Fourth Time, Writes Wacky Poetry About It

TwitterWhat do poetry and porn have to do with Charlie Sheen's Valentine's Day? A lot — but it's not what you think. The 48-year-old popped the question to his 24-year-old porn star girlfriend over the holiday and made the announcement with his special brand of Twitter poetry.

That's right, Sheen proposed to Brett Rossi, whom he calls "Scotty," while on vacation in Hawaii and she gladly accepted his offer — and diamond ring, obviously. And here's his poetic proclamation about the big news: "In a moment of Kray-zee gratitude; I got my gal!! 4evurr! but I also have this! xox" he wrote, along with a Valentine's Day card featuring a picture of his twin boys, Max and Bob.

He then released another poem to People about the engagement and dismissed claims that it'll be his fourth marriage, since his brief first attempt at holy matrimony with Donna Peele was annulled. He wrote:

"With all due respect to Donna –
that maiden Klay-Vinn was annulled.
if "three"
truly is a charm;
The mashup/acronym
of the real CS,
(Charlie & Scottie)
HAS to be;

(We still argue that it'll be his fourth marriage, but that's neither here nor there.)

Rossi took a more straight-forward approach to her announcement. "Yes! We are engaged! He even was a gentleman and got down on one knee," she told E!. "I was not expecting it at all. We had a beautiful Valentine's Day and he proposed to me early this morning after we watched the sun rise. 

"The ring is classic and beautiful, but I don't have any photos to share just yet. This is the happiest moment of both our lives. He's my best friend and my soulmate." (She actually shared her bling with a local photographer and the pictures quickly ended up on TMZ.)

It's unclear when these two started dating, but they took their romance public last November when they vacationed together in Mexico for Thanksgiving. It's safe to say this will be the first marriage for Rossi. Sheen's famous ex-wives are Peele, Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller. He has two daughters with Richards and twin sons with Mueller.

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