Even the Wildest Charlie Sheen 'Mad Libs' Headline Won’t Out-Crazy the Real Thing
The only predictable thing about Charlie Sheen is that he's unpredictable. Ever since his tiger-blood-drinking, Vatican-assassinating, "I'm a Warlock," "WINNING!" speech, Sheen's been in what writer Bill Simmons has dubbed the "Tyson Zone", a place where an individual's pattern of behavior has been so erratic and inconceivable, that you're forever inclined to believe any story about him/her, no matter how outrageous.
To prove that, let's play "Charlie Sheen Mad Libs" and see if you can come up with a headline that's more bizarre than the latest one involving the troubled actor. Ready? Go ahead:
"Charlie Sheen Allegedly (verb, past tense) His (occupational noun) With a (noun) During a (illicit substance) -Fueled (noun) "
Now, leave your best Charlie Sheen Headline Mad Libs in the comments below, and then scroll down to see the real, no-joke Charlie Sheen headline that hit the wire today.
The actual headline:
"Charlie Sheen Allegedly Chased His Dentist With A Knife During A Cocaine-Fueled Rampage"
Be honest, was yours more or less ridiculous?