Cody Simpson and Gigi Hadid Just Doomed Their Relationship

(YouTube)He may have been eliminated from Dancing With the Stars, but Cody Simpson has a pretty cushy life. He has a new single out (the remarkably incoherent "Surfboard") a really hot girlfriend (model Gigi Hadid, aka daughter to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Yolanda Foster), and a surprisingly sultry new music video.

Hadid lent her bikini-clad curves to the new clip, which is thankfully a lot more PG-13 than the song's lyrics. Still, fans are freaking out.
Listen, guys: You needn't fret. Cody and Gigi have just doomed their relationship.

See, couples that co-star in music videos never last — at least if they're not already married, and even then it's extremely shaky territory. If you don't believe us, consider the evidence. It's science.

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