12 Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As a Kid

Not so sweet and innocent are we now, Disney?

There is a point in life when childhood innocence leaves us and we all start seeing the subliminal messages found within our favorite childhood cartoons. For example, the word "Sex" written in the sky in The Lion King and Ariel's wedding officiant being a little too excited in The Little Mermaid.  These were only some of the classic sexual innuendos in Disney films, but here are a few others you might not have noticed!

1. Aladdin: The King of Thieves

Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As A Kid

Oh, Genie, we see what you did there...

2. Frozen

Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As A Kid

The age-old you can tell by looking at the feet joke...

3. Shrek

Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As A Kid

Shrek just calling things like he sees them. 

4. Hocus Pocus

Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As A Kid

Bold move cabby, bold move...

5. Muppet Treasure Island

Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As A Kid

Context: This was right after Kermit and Miss Piggy had just discussed her recent lovers.

6. The Lion King

Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As A Kid

"The king has returned" more like "Baby Got Back!"

7. Cinderella 

Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As A Kid

Just some beads and a butt...

8. Toy Story

Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As A Kid

This is an easy one to miss. One of Sid's mutilated toys is a crane attached to a pair of Barbie legs — a hooker in other words!

9. Cars

Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As A Kid

In other words, a strip club?

10. More Cars

Lightning McQueen gets flashed by two fans. 

11. Cars 2

Warning: This one is really dirty!

Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As A Kid

Context: The Lemons are throwing a party. If you still don't get the joke, it's probably for the best. Just don't Google "Lemon Party!"

12. Bambi

Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As A Kid

When Flower gets kissed, the blood rushes to his head turning him stiff and red. Not very subtle, Disney!

While most Disney movies were made for kids, they still were made by adults —
adults with a sneaky sense of humor!

Editor's Note: Okay, so Shrek is made by Dreamworks, not Disney. It's still a good dirty joke though.

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