12 Dirty Disney Jokes You Missed As a Kid
Not so sweet and innocent are we now, Disney?
There is a point in life when childhood innocence leaves us and we all start seeing the subliminal messages found within our favorite childhood cartoons. For example, the word "Sex" written in the sky in The Lion King and Ariel's wedding officiant being a little too excited in The Little Mermaid. These were only some of the classic sexual innuendos in Disney films, but here are a few others you might not have noticed!
1. Aladdin: The King of Thieves
Oh, Genie, we see what you did there...
The age-old you can tell by looking at the feet joke...
Shrek just calling things like he sees them.
4. Hocus Pocus
Bold move cabby, bold move...
5. Muppet Treasure Island
Context: This was right after Kermit and Miss Piggy had just discussed her recent lovers.
6. The Lion King
"The king has returned" more like "Baby Got Back!"
Just some beads and a butt...
8. Toy Story
This is an easy one to miss. One of Sid's mutilated toys is a crane attached to a pair of Barbie legs — a hooker in other words!
In other words, a strip club?
10. More Cars
Lightning McQueen gets flashed by two fans.
11. Cars 2
Warning: This one is really dirty!
Context: The Lemons are throwing a party. If you still don't get the joke, it's probably for the best. Just don't Google "Lemon Party!"
When Flower gets kissed, the blood rushes to his head turning him stiff and red. Not very subtle, Disney!
While most Disney movies were made for kids, they still were made by adults —
adults with a sneaky sense of humor!
Editor's Note: Okay, so Shrek is made by Dreamworks, not Disney. It's still a good dirty joke though.