Eva Longoria is Fat

Actress Eva Longoria attends the Diane Von Furstenberg Spring 2009 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Tent, Bryant Park on September 7, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images North America)

Desperate Housewives star Felicity Huffman may have found the only scenario where it's OK to call Eva Longoria fat, and be thanked for it.

Longoria and husband Tony Parker have been plagued with pregnancy rumors since the beginning of the summer. Still, the super tiny actress claims that, although she can't wait for children, the extra weight she's carrying is for her role as Gabby on the show.

Recently, Huffman echoed Longoria's explanation. "She's just fat," Huffman told People magazine. "That's all there is to it!"

Gasp! No doubt most people were horrified to hear Huffman call someone so obviously tiny "fat," but Longoria was most likely relieved to have someone back up her story.

Apparently, Gabby will look more like a weathered mother in the upcoming season. Longoria will also don a fat suit to further fill the role of an overworked housewife.

So calm down people, for the last time, the woman isn't pregnant, she's just fat!

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Actress Eva Longoria attends the Diane Von Furstenberg Spring 2009 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Tent, Bryant Park on September 7, 2008 in New York City. Singer Jennifer Lopez and actress Eva Longoria (R) attend the Diane Von Furstenberg Spring 2009 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Tent, Bryant Park on September 7, 2008 in New York City. Actress Uma Thurman, Berry Diller, Singer Jennifer Lopez, and  Actress Eva Longoria attend the Diane Von Furstenberg Spring 2009 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Tent, Bryant Park on September 7, 2008 in New York City. Barry Diller, singer Jennifer Lopez, and actress Eva Longoria attend the Diane Von Furstenberg Spring 2009 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Tent, Bryant Park on September 7, 2008 in New York City.
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