Get Thee to a Barber, Sam Rockwell...

Sam Rockwell attending the premiere of 'Choke' in New York City. (Photo by Flynet Pictures) ...so I can make out with you.  As noted on Jezebel today, it's pretty much scientifically proven* that mustaches are total sexy kill.  I'm a huge fan of Sam Rockwell's--he's probably the sexiest actor I can think of--but I may skip out on his new film, Choke, in protest of the hair on his lip.
Actor Sam Rockwell attends a screening of "Choke" at the Sunshine Cinema on September 24, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images North America)
It's naaaasty.  It looks even worse when he doesn't brush his hair:
Actors Piper Perabo and Sam Rockwell attend the premiere of 'Live Free Or Die Hard' presented by Twentieth Century Fox at Radio City Music Hall on June 22, 2007 in New York City. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images Entertainment)
It's like he's messing with my mind.
Actor Sam Rockwell attends a special performance of 'Richard III' at The Public Theater September 30, 2004 in New York City, New York. (Photo by Paul Hawthorne/Getty Images Entertainment)
More Sam Rockwell Pictures:
  • Sam Rockwell in "Choke" New York Screening - Arrivals
  • Sam Rockwell in "Choke" New York Screening - Arrivals
  • Sam Rockwell in "Choke" New York Screening - Arrivals
  • Sam Rockwell in "Choke" New York Screening - Arrivals
  • Sam Rockwell in "Choke" New York Screening - Arrivals
  • Sam Rockwell in "Choke" New York Screening - Arrivals
  • Sam Rockwell in "Choke" New York Screening - Arrivals
  • Sam Rockwell in "Choke" New York Screening - Arrivals

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