Important Question of the Day: Could the Sharknado Take Sharktopus in a Fight to the Death?


(From Sci-Fi Channel)Here at Zimbio we like to examine life's bigger, grander questions. After warming up with a relaxing examination of whether Camus or Sartre have had a greater impact on existentialism in the digital age, today we found ourselves facing a REAL question: Who would win in a fight between the Sharknado and Sharktopus? Ignoring that the Sharknado appears to be bereft of any conscious will, let's assume for the sake of argument this mindless melding of nature's greatest predator with her most destructive force is able to engage in single combat with the unholy union of shark and octopus.

And to make this a truly engaging intellectual exercise, let's expand the field of combatants. Let's just say this is a to-the-death cage match between several admirably monstrous foes. Piranhaconda! 2-Headed Shark! Dinoshark! All five enter the fray. Only one can emerge victorious, and it's up to you to decide which it will be!

Poll: Which of these would win in a fight?
Click to vote:
  • Sharknado
  • Sharktopus
  • 2-Headed Shark
  • Piranhaconda
  • DinoShark
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