Which of These Absurd Names Should Kim and Kanye Give Their Baby?

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby, and their offspring will surely become an impeccably well dressed, E! engineered, publicity hungry megastar.

According to the Huffington Post, the first photos of Kimye's child could fetch $3 million. That's a far cry from the $14 million Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were paid in 2008 for images of their twins, but it's still a sizable chunk of change. Plus, E! announced this week that the network's cameras will document all the magic of Kim's pregnancy. So expect to see plenty of the baby in no time. Question is: What will he/she be named?

If the baby is a girl, we expect Kim to continue the K trend. Spelling Chloe with a K might have been controversial in the late 80s, but surely Kanye will push for something a bit more fun, like Kryptonite, Kustom, Kandybar, or dare we say KimYe. If it's a boy, we like Delaware. Naming a world famous baby after a tiny east coast state would be beautifully ironic. Or, if they're feeling more daring, they could look to the sky and name their kid cloud, moonlight, or meteor.

As we await Kim's fruitful day, we leave it to you to tell us:

Poll: What should Kim and Kanye name their kid?
Click to vote:
  • Kryptonite
  • Kustom
  • Kandybar
  • Moonlight
  • Meteor
  • Delaware
  • KimYe
  • Cloud
I'm a former Associate Editor at Zimbio.