How Many Times Did Miley Cyrus Grab Her Crotch During Her VMAs Performance?

(Getty Images)Miley Cyrus managed to pull off the most talked-about performance at Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards, despite an admittedly limited repertoire.

Cyrus' moves are limited to a couple of old standbys, all of them involving her mouth, her crotch, and her butt. At least she's consistent!

Miley thrust her abnormally long tongue out approximately 13 times during the "We Can't Stop"/"Blurred Lines"/"Give It 2 U" medley, and that was just when she was on camera (bless the Smith family for keeping it real throughout). She kicked it all off — literally — with this demure pose:

When it came time to actually dance, Miley twerked, as everyone knew she would, although who would've guessed it'd be in a pair of flesh-hued latex panties that made her tush look freakishly concave. Oh, and on Robin Thicke's crotch:

But Miley's favorite move these days is actually not the twerk — it's dirtier than that. Maybe Cyrus thinks she's making a point about self love every time she slaps and swats and swipes at her crotch, but that doesn't explain how she ended up touching herself at least 14 times during the song.

Miley is a REAL GROWN UP, everybody. Because only real grown ups rip their clothes off and touch their naughty parts over and over and over with their tongues out.

See more Miley Cyrus photos:
  • Miley Cyrus in 2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Pre-Show
  • Miley Cyrus in 2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Pre-Show
  • Miley Cyrus in 2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Pre-Show
  • Miley Cyrus in 2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Pre-Show
  • Miley Cyrus in 2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Pre-Show
  • Miley Cyrus in 2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Pre-Show
  • Miley Cyrus in 2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Pre-Show
  • Miley Cyrus in 2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Pre-Show
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