Stupid Criminal Locks Keys in Getaway Car

Blame this one on the drugs.

John Michael Wilkinson walked into the Stanton Drug Store in Stanton, Tex. with a mask and a caulking gun wrapped in a cloth and demanded Zanax and hydrocodine.

He got away with the drugs, but was soon foiled upon discovering his car was locked with the keys still in the ignition. Then it got worse.

The cops showed up, chased him a little while, then shot him in the shoulder because they thought the caulking gun was the real thing.

Talk about a caulking catastrophe.

(More from KWES Channel 9)

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