Melissa McCarthy Debuts a Crazy Accurate Sean Spicer on 'SNL'
McCarthy made a surprise appearance as White House Press Secretary Spice on Saturday's 'SNL.' It did not disappoint.
Melissa McCarthy made a guest appearance on SNL on Saturday to portray one of the show's last remaining members of Trump's funny little cabinet, Press Secretary Sean Spicer.
"Before we begin," McCarthy's Spicer said, "I need you to know that myself and the press have gotten off to a rocky start. When I say 'rocky start,' I mean it in the sense of the movie Rocky because I came out here to punch you."
"Now I'd like to begin today by apologizing on behalf of you to me for how you have treated me these last two weeks," McCarthy's Spicer continued, "and that apology is not accepted! Because I'm not here to be your buddy. I'm here to swallow gum and I’m here to take names."
"Okay, now let me wave something shiny in front of you monkeys!" McCarthy's Spicer went on. "As you know, President Trump announced his Supreme Court pick on the national TV today. When he entered the room, the crowd greeted him with a standing ovation, which lasted a full 15 minutes. You can check the tape. Everyone was smiling. Everyone was happy. The men all had erections. And every single one of the women was ovulating left and right. And no one — no one — was sad. Those are the facts forever and there’s something else. We got something: x, three, four, capital p, capital t, eight, four — no, that's my e-mail pass word, forget that. Stop writing that down!"
Needless to say, it was a spot-on impersonation.
Actress Kristen Stewart hosted the Feb. 4 episode, causing quite the stir when she inadvertently dropped the "f-bomb" during her opening monologue.
Stewart went on to address Donald Trump's strange obsession with Robert Pattinson and herself circa 2012.
"I don't think [Trump] likes me that much," she said. "Here's how I know: four years ago this guy I was dating this guy named Rob. Robert. We broke up and then we got back together, and for some reason it made Donald Trump go insane."
Trump's tweets on Stewart and Pattinson have since resurfaced. You can read them here.